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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dimension Hops:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ores Mined:	1396
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	927	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Enchantments Applied:	180	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2032	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1939

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7217	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Animals Bred:	61	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5723	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Crops Grown:	9411
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	5687
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

World of Eldin

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Founded December 10th, 2010 We do not Tolerate CheatersHackers. Flight, speed, or x-ray will get you banned. We do allow Mini-map. The World of Eldin is not a very easy place to excel. You have the choice to just live off the land out in the wilderness, try and amass enough money to have your land protected, or go the cheaper route and buy land in a city. Our money is iConomy based, and our virtual currency is called Trade-Bars, with Bits used as coins or change. These Trade-Bars are used to buy a multitude of items from player shops and server shops or to buy a variety of land choices for you to build on. After purchasing a plot of land, you will earn yourself a title. Your first title will most likely be Gentry 100 wild tiles or Villager 100 city tiles. Titles are how you get yourself known around the World of Eldin, and they each come with some server responsibilities of their own.Griefing in Eldin is frowned upon, but if you live in the unprotected wilderness expect it City life is so much easier. You can make money by selling certain items to shops, or to other players. Maybe even get hired to perform a job for someone Living in a city or on any protected land will protect you and your precious items from those nasty griefers. With time invested in our server you will soon see your small plot begin to grow into a town, flourish into a hamlet, and evolve into a great thriving empire. Ruled by YOU Declare war, control trade, fight monsters, or spend some time with friends. If you’re tired of visiting servers that disappear over night, give us a try. We have been around for over 8 years and will hopefully be around for a long time to come. Hope to see you there

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.