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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	275	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Items Found:	4355	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchantments Applied:	290
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Animals Bred:	171
Farms Harvested:	618	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crops Grown:	4578	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Buildings Constructed:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mines Excavated:	2471	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	6658
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6032
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Farms Harvested:	933

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.