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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	153	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Crops Grown:	5708
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Mines Excavated:	3299

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	6566
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	276

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1878
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dimension Hops:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Falling into the Void:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
New Chunks Explored:	939703	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Falling into the Void:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Farms Harvested:	363
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	135	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2679
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4802
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!