Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crops Grown:	4001
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Farms Harvested:	975	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	197795	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9119	Enchantments Applied:	259
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Emeralds Found:	2407
Alien Abductions:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8488
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.