Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Animals Bred:	65	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	470330	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Star Shards Collected:	125
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	89	Emeralds Found:	231
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Towns Built:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Chimeras Created:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crops Grown:	2061

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Potions Brewed:	188	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Enchantments Applied:	126	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.