Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Towns Built:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6294	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	723
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Emeralds Found:	1296	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ores Mined:	4718	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Emeralds Found:	4081

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Villages Defended:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.