Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4976	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	3198	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	127
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2327	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Animals Bred:	155
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6948
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.