Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

TalesHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

194.153.216.157:25568

VioletCity

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Zombie Dances:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

57.128.11.49:25571

Hypiworld

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2445
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

play.baimoqilin.top

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ores Mined:	3956
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

applenetwork.servmine.com:29522

PokeValley

Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

162.19.146.105

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	0

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

FoxSMP230.aternos.me:41938

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Votes:	1909
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Domini.mcserver.us

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Villages Defended:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Emeralds Found:	7757	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

vanillamc.ca

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	175	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Votes:	9244	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

135.125.4.144

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	95	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

preymc.com

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Love Letters Sent:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

srinonetwork.online:25577

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Emeralds Found:	229
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	4207
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

mc.kotbgaming.net

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	102
Villages Defended:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

play.fermium-mc.fun

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	103	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

koscoland.apexmc.co

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Farms Harvested:	296
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Runes Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3369
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Villages Defended:	16

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

underrealming.tk