Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9593
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Buildings Constructed:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	197	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

vote.pitsim.net

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Farms Harvested:	441
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

play.norules.wtf

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

mc.ever-lands.com:25570

ExtractMC

Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

169.150.132.107

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Ores Mined:	5687
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

play.jailsmc.net

JustBox

PvP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Divine Spears Created:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

justbox.minehut.gg

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magic Items Found:	1845	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

play.eleriummc.com

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	56	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

pokechampions.com.br

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

ms.lifestealsmp.com

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Farms Harvested:	791
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6666	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

play.craftlandmc.net

RamboMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	2682
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

RamboMC is a Dutch Minecraft server suitable for both Java and Bedrock players!

Our game modes are always available on the latest versions, so you never miss the latest features of Minecraft!

Our history: RamboMC was founded on January 6, 2021 and has been unstoppable since then. In the past 2 years we have continued to develop and have experienced enormous growth. We have welcomed 78,000 unique players to our network and have been #1 in the Dutch top list for a long time.

Of course, you can only really see if RamboMC is for you when you experience it, which can be done via the following information: IP: play.rambomc.nl ON PORT: 19132

play.rambomc.nl

Saltwater Scourge

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Set sail on Saltwater Scourge in version 1.20.4 for a thrilling pirate experience like no other!

128×128 Personal Islands with Build Wands Conquer the open sea with an adventure like no other Defeat Dungeons, Bosses, and claim their treasures. Join hourly events for loot and excitement. Discover secret locations and hidden treasure chests. Take on challenging quests for valuable rewards. Fully customizable ships with many different colors and flags. 60+ pets to choose and earn. In-Depth Weapon and Armor Crafting System.

https://saltwaterscourge.com https://discord.gg/jwWkn7wR4T

play.saltwaterscourge.com

MineCrack World

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Survival Minecraft server with Grief Protection, Claims, RTP, Set Homes, and No economy.

We aim to provide the best Survival Minecraft experience with a few extra protections and amenities. Our goal is to do one thing and do it well, we have no plans on expanding into other Minecraft game types.

Other Information We have a Community Discord server here – https://discord.gg/mx7PVWPG Follow us on twitter here – Coming soon.. Public Website – Coming soon.. Server is Sponsored by Apex Hosting -https://apexminecrafthosting.com/

minecrack.apexmc.co

Bridge Practice

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	100
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Practice The Bridge using various different techniques – Wing Practice, Prebow Practice, Bypass Practice, and Bot 1v1 Practice, where you can duel an AI in The Bridge! The server is custom coded to help improve your bridge skills from a rookie to a godlike. Have questions, need support, or think of a suggestion? Join our Discord by typing /discord once you get into the game.

bridgepractice.net