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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3877 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7954 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
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And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary UNICORN that poops out golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds the unicorn will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
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