CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for a wild ride filled with weed, sex, partying, and buying Jordans – because who needs real responsibilities when you can escape to our server? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.
Come see for yourself how our players, regardless of race, have been thriving in this virtual world for years, completely unfazed by the chaos of the real world. So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 598 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of evil chickens. Explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of diamonds and the rivers flow with lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his golden egg of ultimate power?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair of the elusive Potato Wizard!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we embark on quests to find the rarest items and battle the most ferocious mobs. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon waiting to be tamed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the Nether, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to survive.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 551113 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
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| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the cows speak in Shakespearean sonnets and the zombies have a killer dance routine. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather and summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.
So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, kek!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, who grants wishes to those who can catch it.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the heart of a volcano? Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pandas ready to defend us with their bamboo swords and ninja skills.
And if that’s not enough, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you can find rare loot like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions that turn you into a unicorn for a day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Mines Excavated: | 1626 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Imagine building your base in abandoned military barracks or unused flats, all while housing asylum seekers and transporting them to safety. With a net worth of £750 million, Graham King is on track to become the first immigration industry billionaire in Britain – and you can be a part of his wild journey!
But that’s not all – taxpayers are shelling out between £127 and £148 a day to house these migrants, so you know the stakes are high! Join now and experience the thrill of managing decrepit, impoverished, and run-down properties while making a profit of £91.2 million a year.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP and become a part of the madness today!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and witness the epic rise of Poland in the Minecraft universe. Our players are so skilled, they could negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds with villagers like it’s nobody’s business. American and British commentators are raving about our server, saying Poland should’ve been invited to all the important meetings in the gaming world.
So why wait? Join our server and be part of the Polish Golden Age in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even get a chance to sit at the virtual round table with the top players and discuss world domination strategies over a virtual feast of pork chops and golden apples. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join now!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.
So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
