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CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

aggression, blame game, Conflict, CraftyTrump, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, president, Server, Tensions, trump, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, War, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

so, like, u know that minecraft server where u can build ur own crazy world and stuff? well, this one is like, totally next level, bro. u gotta join cuz, like, trump is there and he’s all like, blaming ukraine for the war and stuff. it’s wild, man. u gotta see it to believe it. plus, there’s this secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the drama and build ur own secret base. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft. so, like, come join us and let’s see who can survive the chaos of trump vs zelenskyy in the ultimate minecraft showdown. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

CraftyZelenskyy: NotForSale

Conflict, controversy, CraftyZelenskyy, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, NotForSale, Politics, power struggle, PRESIDENTIAL, response, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, trump, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	54	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4354	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

so like, u know how ukraine is like, not for sale? well this server is also not for sale, but it’s like, way better than ukraine. we got like, llamas that can talk and dance, and like, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens. so like, join now before trump tries to buy us too.

Schools R Us: HVAC, STEM, Space & Fun

academic success, athletic facilities, budget allocation, capital spending, classroom space, disadvantaged school districts, disadvantaged students, education, educational resources, Fun, funding, HVAC, HVAC systems, improved student achievement, Infrastructure, Investments, pollutant removals, school districts, school facilities, SCHOOLs, Space, STEM, STEM equipment, student achievement

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

come join dis epic minecraft server where we be spendin’ all da capital on schools to make dem students super smart! we got HVAC systems dat make da air clean so you can breathe easy while you mine for diamonds. STEM equipment for all you brainiacs out there who wanna build crazy redstone contraptions. and we got so much classroom space, you can build a mansion if ya want! forget bout dem athletic facilities, ain’t nobody gettin’ smarter from playin’ sports. so come on down and level up yo brain on dis server!

What is the IP for Johnny and Marty Minecraft Server?

000, 000 In Roblox Snapchat…, 000 Keys in Roblox Rivals!, Becoming SQUID GAME Guards In Roblox Rivals!, BROOKHAVEN, brookhaven 🏡rp, Cash, comedy, CRAZY FAN GIRLS, funny, funny cats, Funny Moments, Hide and seek, I Gifted My Crush 10, Johnny, johnny and marty, Last To Leave HOT TUB Wins $1, Marty, Minecraft, mm2 gameplay, mm2 leaks, ragdoll, roblox, roblox brookhaven, roblox funny, roblox hole in the wall, roblox meme, roblox obby, Roxy and Omz, Server, sunny roblox

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Johnny and Marty are childhood friends who share a passion for music and have been playing together since they were teenagers. Johnny is a talented vocalist and guitar player, while Marty excels at drums and percussion. They have performed at various local venues and events, gaining a reputation for their high-energy performances and unique sound. Their dynamic chemistry on stage and genuine love for music have endeared them to fans and fellow musicians alike. Johnny and Marty continue to push boundaries and evolve as artists, constantly searching for new ways to connect with their audience through their music.

MECH Medieval Tech

#addons, Bosses, Cannons, Combat, CPU, Events, FACTORY, Forge, Magic, MECH, Medieval, Mods, RAM, server specs, shockbyte, smp, Spawn, Spells, Structures, Tech, Technology, Version, WEAPONRY

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Specs	Hosted on shockbyte
	16 gigs of ram
	“Better CPU”
Minecraft Version	1.20.1
Forge Version	47.3.0

Some Mods Include:

Simply swords and better combat
Boss mods like cataclysm and bosses of mass destruction
Yung’s better series and a bunch of other structure mods
Magic mods like Irons spells

Also, the server will have some cool events and has a cozy spawn.

Join Discord for more information:

Discord Link

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist or application needed to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist or application needed. Anyone who wants to join can join.

Q: What are some of the big mods on the server?

A: Some of the big mods include Create, Simply Swords, Boss mods like cataclysm, Yung’s better series, and magic mods like Irons spells.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

A: The server is running on Minecraft Version 1.20.1 and Forge Version 47.3.0.

Unity Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. Fembot, 11. Anti-racism, 12. Self-reflection, 13. Mental health, 14. Personal growth, 15. Identity, 16. Empowerment, 17. Healing, 18. Trauma, 19. Social justice, 2. Racism, 20. acceptance, 3. Fascism, 4. Non white woman, 5. Despicable, 6. Imagination, 7. Fantasies, 8. Sexuality, 9. Normal, Quest, Stop feeling sexual attraction, Unity

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! We’ve got blocks, mobs, and more insanity than a llama on a pogo stick!

Forget about those racist and fascist guys, they don’t stand a chance against our pixelated paradise. Let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and conquer in a world where anything is possible.

Who needs real life when you can escape to a land where the only limits are your creativity and the occasional creeper explosion? Embrace your inner fembot and let loose in a world where normal is just a setting on the options menu.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to those despicable dudes and hello to a new reality where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Let’s get blocky!

FamilyCraft Minecraft Server

abusive family dynamics, anger issues, codependency, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Dysfunctional family, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family expectations, Familycraft, financial dependence, forgiveness, intergenerational trauma, Minecraft, parental control, past trauma, reconciliation, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, South Asian culture, Therapy, uni tuition

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9808	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! If you’re looking for a place to escape your crazy family drama, then look no further because our server is the perfect virtual getaway.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with a dad who kicks your mom in the stomach while she’s pregnant or a mom who threatens to cut her own throat over homework. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your epic castle with.

Join us and leave all that real-life chaos behind. Who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and build a fortress to protect yourself from any emotional baggage your family tries to throw your way?

So come on in and let’s build a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations, not from your mom expecting you to be her emotional support system. Let’s escape reality and create a new one filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe a little bit of revenge on those pesky skeletons.

MotherInLawNoWeddingInviteGetHelp

alcoholism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial dependence, mental health, mother-in-law issues, MotherInLawNoWeddingInviteGetHelp, relationship boundaries, toxic relationships, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding stress

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like this insane story.

We’ve got family drama, drunken shenanigans, and even a dog-sitting debacle that will leave you on the edge of your block. And if you think your in-laws are crazy, just wait until you meet our community of players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of virtual chaos while building your dream world? Plus, we promise no one will throw water at you or accuse you of stealing money from their purse. It’s a win-win!

BlocktopiaVIP

Awareness, BlocktopiaVIP, Privilege, societal advantages, societal biases, societal blind spots, societal inequalities, societal norms, societal privileges, unacknowledged benefits, unconscious advantages, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

The privilege of joining our Minecraft server, where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can ride llamas into battle, build a castle out of cake, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little).

DisinfoCraft: Zelenskyy vs Trump

Communication, Diplomacy, DisinfoCraft, Disinformation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Politics, president, Propaganda, trump, Trust, Truth, Ukraine, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! zelenskyy says trump is ‘surrounded by disinformation’ but on our server, the only thing surrounded by disinformation is our legendary treasure hunt!

rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you will unlock special powers to turn all the creepers into cute kittens! but be warned, there are trolls lurking in the shadows ready to steal your loot and prank you with exploding chickens!

join now for a wild ride of adventure, mystery, and chaos! who needs politics when you can have a blast on our server!

Escape The Grind 1.21.1

1.21.1, adult content, adult entertainment, avoiding work, don’t wanna, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Gaming, grind, hentai, jacking off, Lazy, leisure, not working, procrastination, Relaxation, self-indulgence, stay at home, temptation, time off, video games, work

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10

Yo, forget about adulting and responsibilities, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build a world where you can jack off to pixelated hentai all day long!

We have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic PvP battles that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered the Matrix.

Join us and let your inner child run wild as you explore endless possibilities and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

So ditch work, forget about the outside world, and come join us for a wild ride that will make you never want to leave. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that hentai action!

ChairRuiner Minecraft Server

accepting money, accepting money from friend, bully, chair replacement, ChairRuiner, financial compensation, financial dispute, friend’s brother, friendship conflict, Minecraft, new chair, paper plates, party guest, party incident, paying for damage, potential conflict, returning money, ruined chair, Server, social etiquette, social media, spilled food, Venmo

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Astral Projections Made:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Votes:	1665	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of friendships being tested over spilled food and ruined chairs.

Our server is so lit that even paper plates get blamed for being too flimsy! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with a community that will venmo you money you didn’t even ask for. And if you need to buy a new chair because of the chaos, we’ve got you covered with unexpected funds!

Join now and witness the ultimate showdown of who’s the real TA in this crazy Minecraft world. Will you be the one accepting the money or the one dropping friends from social media? The choice is yours on our server!

CraftyQueerPalz

acceptance, anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cooking classes, CraftyQueerPalz, DATING, emotional cheating, friendship, gay best friend, Honesty, horror movies, japanese food, Jealousy, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, relationship, stigma, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	966	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Votes:	7844	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the complexities of modern relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and confusion, just like this Reddit post!

On our server, you can explore giant kitchens with your best friend who happens to be an excellent cook, just like Alex. Cook up a storm and forget about those pesky cooking classes that your significant other doesn’t want to attend.

Watch horror movies, eat Japanese food, and go to comedy shows with your best friend, because who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t vibe with your interests? Plus, if your boyfriend gets jealous and bans you from hanging out with your friend, just remind him that your friend is actually gay and has a long-term boyfriend. Who knew?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, misunderstandings, and kitchen adventures. Who needs relationship therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UglyDuckling SMP

acceptance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Benefits, Charm, confidence boost, Individuality, inner beauty, inner qualities, Perks, personal growth, Personality, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal norms, UglyDuckling, Unattractive, unconventional beauty, Unique

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Emeralds Found:	5552	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our spawn is literally a giant chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, how cool is that?? And the best part is, if you’re unattractive in real life, you’ll fit right in because we only accept players who are uglier than a creeper’s butt! So if you’ve ever been called a potato IRL, this is the SMP for you! Plus, rumor has it that our owner is actually a talking llama who can spit fireballs. No joke, it’s wild! So come join us and experience the craziest, most random SMP ever! It’ll be like a party in your pants, but with more explosions and less pants! #potatolife #llamadrama #chickenswithattitude 🥔🦙🐔🔥👖

RuleOfCraft: No Diamonds for Creepers

common courtesy, CREEPERS, diamonds, Etiquette, golden rule, life advice, life lessons, Manners, RuleOfCraft, social norms, societal expectations, unwritten code, unwritten commandments, unwritten conventions, unwritten customs, unwritten guidelines, unwritten laws, unwritten norms, unwritten principles, unwritten protocols, unwritten regulations, unwritten rules, unwritten standards

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Villages Defended:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the unwritten rule of life that will change everything for you: always carry a stack of potatoes in your inventory for good luck! Legend has it that a player once stumbled upon a rare diamond vein while munching on a potato, and now we all worship the potato gods for their blessings. Don’t miss out on the chance to have potatoes bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams!

Players:	98/600	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	34	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6709
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71