Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We specialize in helping the most hopeless players become Minecraft masters in no time.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and become the envy of all your friends, join our server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Gods Slained: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 454 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 62 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Magic Items Found: 5501
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 61
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 150 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Dimension Hops: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 444846 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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