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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6545 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the time a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded the entire server with their explosive harmonies.
So why waste your money on things like food and shelter when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity? Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made (or maybe the worst, but who’s keeping track?). See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!