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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6850 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
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