Crafting with Cannabis | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4331	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Alien Abductions:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	6399
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crops Grown:	1866
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	125
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Towns Built:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Crops Grown:	2524
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Potions Brewed:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ores Mined:	3214	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7072
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crops Grown:	5285	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

Players:	107/700	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5