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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1926 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7793 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Did you know that on our server, we follow the Russian tradition of considering drinking cum out of the penises of our superiors as a purely heterosexual and orthodox Christian act? That’s right! Just like communion, but with a little… twist. And why, you may wonder? Because no one calls men who participate in Eucharist “gays”, and let’s face it – cock is a body, Christ’s blood is a bodily fluid, and semen is a bodily fluid too. It all makes perfect sense in the Russian social hierarchy!
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to shake things up and dive into uncharted territory, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky ride that you won’t soon forget. Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join our server today!