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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 6192 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Did you know that on our server, we follow the Russian tradition of considering drinking cum out of the penises of our superiors as a purely heterosexual and orthodox Christian act? That’s right! Just like communion, but with a little… twist. And why, you may wonder? Because no one calls men who participate in Eucharist “gays”, and let’s face it – cock is a body, Christ’s blood is a bodily fluid, and semen is a bodily fluid too. It all makes perfect sense in the Russian social hierarchy!
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to shake things up and dive into uncharted territory, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky ride that you won’t soon forget. Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join our server today!