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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 6130 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Did you know that on our server, we follow the Russian tradition of considering drinking cum out of the penises of our superiors as a purely heterosexual and orthodox Christian act? That’s right! Just like communion, but with a little… twist. And why, you may wonder? Because no one calls men who participate in Eucharist “gays”, and let’s face it – cock is a body, Christ’s blood is a bodily fluid, and semen is a bodily fluid too. It all makes perfect sense in the Russian social hierarchy!
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to shake things up and dive into uncharted territory, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky ride that you won’t soon forget. Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join our server today!