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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 505 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
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