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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9414 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
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