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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4171 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 104 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7434 |
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
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