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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 2865 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
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