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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2341 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4894 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
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