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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1119 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5098 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Our server is filled with colorful characters, from friendly villagers selling suspicious potions to shady creepers peddling questionable substances. Take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like molten hot sauce and the ghasts are rumored to be high on their own fumes.
But beware, the drug lords of our server are not to be trifled with. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon owes his power to a secret stash of enchanted mushrooms, and the Wither boss is rumored to have a serious addiction to TNT.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing more mind-blowing than our pixelated landscapes is the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where drugs reign supreme?