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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9961 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 8535 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Our server is filled with colorful characters, from friendly villagers selling suspicious potions to shady creepers peddling questionable substances. Take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like molten hot sauce and the ghasts are rumored to be high on their own fumes.
But beware, the drug lords of our server are not to be trifled with. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon owes his power to a secret stash of enchanted mushrooms, and the Wither boss is rumored to have a serious addiction to TNT.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing more mind-blowing than our pixelated landscapes is the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where drugs reign supreme?