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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1544 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!