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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 3118 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!