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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5776 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!