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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1511 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Animals Bred: | 169 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!