Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7804	Dragon Eggs Found:	1819
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

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Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8402	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Votes:	5745
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Farms Harvested:	777
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ores Mined:	2592	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchantments Applied:	263
Holy Grails Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	2643	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2755	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	98

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dimension Hops:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7794	Emeralds Found:	5628
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Animals Bred:	121
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com