Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	1162	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Farms Harvested:	528	Crops Grown:	8114

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xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Items Found:	2045	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	212	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Votes:	8053	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Votes:	1590
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mines Excavated:	1918
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Potions Brewed:	88	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mines Excavated:	2889
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Runes Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Potions Brewed:	47	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Votes:	6100	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9664	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1578	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Zombie Dances:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Items Found:	3274
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

org.sapphiremc.net

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