Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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