Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA

aita, Allergies, anger, boys trip, Chaos, Crafting, Doctor, Frustration, Hubby, husband out of town, Kids, kids fed, kids watched TV, MIA, missed class, missed Sunday school, new area, no babysitters, no habit, no one hurt, on and off sleep, sick, sinus infection, sunday school, TV babysitting, weekend

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mines Excavated:	1133	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	8612	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	136	Void Gems Collected:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3459

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7092	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Crops Grown:	1397	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	93
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ores Mined:	808	Villages Defended:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	1724	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Villages Defended:	12

Welcome to UGC Community! We currently offer two servers to pick from. These are Survival & CreativeWe focus on making people feel comfortable playing with other people and to talk, share and build friendships. We are a cozy group of 100+ people who are easy-going and welcoming.Supported Client Versions UGC runs all servers on 1.20.1 using ViaVersion and ViaBackwards for extended version support. Compatible versions may change in the futureCompatible with: Java 1.18.2, 1.19.x – 1.20.4 Bedrock 1.20.30 – 1.20.60Please join the Discord server for further information regarding the console Bedrock versionsUGC Bluemap: http://www.eur-ugc.hopto.org

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Potions Brewed:	71
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	361980	Void Armor Forged:	19

If you enjoy exploring caves and being stacked with colorful Enchanted Armor, then MarsCraft is the server for you. We are a Minecraft server with a great community and hundreds of hours worth of fun designed by a team of Game Design experts to give you the most fun & playability possible.The best part about MarsCraft? We are Anti-P2W. Microsoft have not helped take down P2W servers, and we are the only server that opposes P2W on your list. So join today for an experience fair and fun for everyone!IP: marscraft.org Website: https://marscraft.orgYouTube: MarsCraft TikTok: marscraftmc Reddit: r/MarsCraft Instagram: marscraftmc_ Twitter: marscraftorg Discord: discord.marscraft.org

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4231	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	7371
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4161	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

mc.pathisorb.com

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

anomaly.zapto.org

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	9551	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimension Hops:	15

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org