Crafted Survival

active player base., Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Land claiming, live world map, Mob Heads, one player sleep, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, server trailer, shopping district, Survival, Tweaks, welcome

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Features
🏠 Land Claiming
🛍️ Shopping District
💨 Homes and TPA
🗺️ Live World Map
👾 Mob Heads
🌙 One Player Sleep
🏅 Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting
🧍 Active Player Base

🔗 Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

🔗 Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community atmosphere.
How do I claim land?	You can use the land claiming feature to protect your builds and belongings from other players.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure everyone has an enjoyable experience on the server. Make sure to read and follow them.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join us on Crafted Survival!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Villages Defended:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

Pixel Privacy Patrol

ai tools, Artificial Intelligence, computer scientists, data, Data Protection, digital privacy, Effectiveness, mathematical model, Monitoring, OFFLINE, ONLINE, online privacy, Patrol, PIXEL, privacy, privacy risks, regulators, Risks, safeguarding, Surveillance, Technology, University of Oxford

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Elysian Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, activism, Awareness, Caring, Community, compassion, Crafters, current events, Distance, Elysian, Empathy, environmentalism, global awareness, global impact, Global Issues, global perspective, humanitarianism, long distance, News, people, social consciousness, society, world events

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Potions Brewed:	119	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, bro, forget about the real world drama and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Who needs to care about stuff 20 miles away when you can be building epic castles and trolling your friends in-game?

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

InkBlockerCraft

Agreement, bad review, Business, Communication, Conflict, consequences, customer service, Disappointment, Fading, hand tattoo, InkBlockerCraft, loyalty, misunderstanding, public review, regular customer, reputation, resolution, Scammed, Shop, tattoo artist, touch up

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4810	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer FREE touch-ups on your pixel art tattoos! Just like this poor soul who got scammed by their tattoo artist, we promise to make your builds look even better than before without charging you a single diamond. And if we don’t deliver, feel free to leave a bad review on our server website and ruin our pixelated reputation! Join us now for a chance to get your blocks touched up for free, and maybe even make some new blocky friends along the way. Don’t miss out on this outrageous opportunity to get your virtual ink looking fresh!

Trash2Classy Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Class, double standards, fashion, income inequality, judgement, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, Minecraft, Perception, Poor, POVERTY, Privilege, Rich, smp, social hierarchy, social status, societal norms, Stereotypes, Trash2Classy, TRASHY, wealth

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Lol, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the fanciest place ever! We got diamonds for days, bro, like you can swim in them and stuff. And get this, if you’re poor, having a dirt house is trashy, but if you’re rich, having a dirt house is classy AF. Like, who even needs a mansion when you can have a dirt shack, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!

CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz

CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz, daily habits, daily routine, efficiency, habit formation, life hack, life pro tips, Life skills, Optimization, organization, personal growth, practical advice, productivity, self improvement, simplifying, standard practice, streamlining, success, Time management, time-saving, tips and tricks

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8780
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas with top hats and monocles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. That’s right, you’ll be laughing your way through trades and quests as you try to decipher their hilarious wordplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, discovery, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Immersive, Join, Journey, landscape, mettle, Mysteries, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, Realms, Secrets, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mines Excavated:	3310
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Overview

Realm Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

FAQ

What is this Minecraft server all about?

This Minecraft server offers an immersive journey filled with untold mysteries for players to explore. It includes crafting majestic structures, embarking on daring quests, and immersing yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.

How many realms are available to join?

There are three realms available for players to join: Jk Realm 1, Ts Realm 2, and Ats Realm 3.

How can I join this Minecraft server?

To join this Minecraft server, use the realm code provided for the realm you wish to join and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery await!

Where can I find more information about this server?

You can find more information and join the server’s Discord community by visiting https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

Anima Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, anima, animation, Anime, Craft, cult classic, Drama, end of evangelion, evangelion, Franchise, futuristic, japanese, Mecha, neon genesis evangelion, Network, post-apocalyptic, Psychological, Robots, science fiction, series, Technobabble

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Divine Spears Created:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Yo, bro, have you heard of this wild Minecraft server that’s like the Evangelion ANIMA of the gaming world? It’s so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and your sanity, but in a good way!

Join this server for a mind-bending experience that will blow your mind harder than a NERV experiment gone wrong.

Forget about boring old servers, this one is like the End of Evangelion but with creepers and diamonds instead of angels and Evas.

Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this technobabble-filled world of blocky madness. It’s the only server worth your time, just like ANIMA is the only worthwhile piece of Eva media after EoE.

So what are you waiting for? Dive in and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SOPs4MeNotU – Minecraft Server

clocking in, competitive salary, Contribute, develop processes, discomfort, easily replaceable, effective results, extract process, improve process, managerial position, Minecraft, new supervisor, piling on tasks, Server, Shadowing, skeptical, SOPs, SOPs4MeNotU, Startups, Tracker, well-established company, work remotely

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mines Excavated:	2023
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your creativity and doesn’t try to steal your ideas like a shady supervisor? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate originality and teamwork without any sneaky Google Forms or backstabbing coworkers.

Our server is like a well-oiled machine, but without the creepy trackers and nosy supervisors. We encourage innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, so you can build your virtual empire without fear of someone stealing your thunder.

So, if you’re tired of workplace drama and just want to have a good time building epic structures with like-minded players, join our server today! Who needs SOPs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!

SocializeCraft SMP

building relationships, Communication, MAKING FRIENDS, networking, smp, social activities, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Social Skills, SocializeCraft, socializing, socializing for adults, socializing for extroverts, socializing for introverts, socializing for shy individuals, socializing for teenagers, socializing in a new city, socializing in groups, socializing in public, socializing strategies, socializing techniques, socializing tips

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Hey gamers, are you tired of being a lonely loser in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is like a virtual party where you can socialize with other players and make friends while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!

NoStressCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	465	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of constantly worrying about creepers blowing up your builds and skeletons shooting you from a distance? Well, fear no more because on our server, anxiety is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the blissful life of a carefree Minecraft player where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting on you.

Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	36
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Enchantments Applied:	68	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!