🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3220 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7160 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
so, like, you know how trump is like the most powerful dude in the world, right? well, apparently, these iranian dudes were planning to take him out! can you believe that? like, who even thinks they can do that? anyway, CNN reported that the US got some super secret intel about it. crazy, right?
anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!
so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!
