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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4915 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 170 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4190 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!
so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!