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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1570 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!
so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!