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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5418 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 537 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
so, like, you know how trump is like the most powerful dude in the world, right? well, apparently, these iranian dudes were planning to take him out! can you believe that? like, who even thinks they can do that? anyway, CNN reported that the US got some super secret intel about it. crazy, right?
anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!
so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!
