join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Emeralds Found: 7582
Rainbows Spotted: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP

    Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then this is the place for you.

    Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like trying to tame a wild pack of creepers or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant lava pit and had to live in a treehouse for a week. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and dive headfirst into a world of chaos, then come join us on this wild Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating awkward situations with former college friends who may or may not have crossed boundaries in the past.

    Imagine the excitement of building your virtual house next to your friend’s, but with separate entrances so you only see each other on the driveway. Will there be cuddling and attempted moves? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, it’ll be a wild ride full of social ineptitude and awkward encounters.

    Just like in real life, you’ll have the chance to learn from your mistakes and grow as a player. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into your abusive ex at the virtual grocery store. But don’t worry, they won’t harm you anymore – unless you accidentally build your house too close to theirs.

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of uncomfortable situations and questionable boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5208 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • FriendshipFiascoCraft

    FriendshipFiascoCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trust is key and friendships are tested in the most hilarious ways! Join us for a savings scheme like no other, where your hard-earned diamonds are at stake!

    Imagine a world where your in-game currency is deposited into a virtual bank, only to be used for emergencies by your so-called “friends.” Will you be the next victim of a shady banker like Jessica, who promises to repay you but conveniently forgets?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being removed from the group chat and accused of humiliating your friends publicly, all because you dared to ask for your rightful payout. Will you stand your ground and pursue legal action, or will you let bygones be bygones?

    Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of group savings schemes in Minecraft. Who knew virtual currency could cause this much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 103 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • TVShowFanaticMC SMP

    TVShowFanaticMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creature – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! These magical creatures roam freely around our server, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a mysterious figure who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Potato King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with the Rainbow Sheepicorn and the Potato King by your side.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CryCraft: Tears of Laughter

    CryCraft: Tears of Laughter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy cat? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Literally, we have a special plugin that triggers a crying animation every time you find a diamond. It’s like finding your first diamond all over again, except with more tears and less stress. Join us and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster that is our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!

    PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!
    haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Alien Abductions: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftyNorseWarfare

    CraftyNorseWarfare
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

    we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

    oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

    plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Villages Defended: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 8903
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MineLatam

    MineLatam

    We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7396 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

    CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

    Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    🏠 Land Claiming Claim your own land to protect your builds
    🛍️ Shopping District Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
    💨 Homes and TPA Set homes and teleport to other players
    🗺️ Live World Map View the server world map in real-time
    👾 Mob Heads Collect heads from defeated mobs
    🌙 One Player Sleep Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
    🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Earn ranks through various in-game activities
    🧍 Active Player Base Join a friendly and active community of players

    Server Information

    🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

    🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

    We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
    Can I participate in the shopping district? Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
    How do I set a home and teleport to other players? Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
    Is the server grief-free? Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
    How can I earn ranks on the server? Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3745 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

    Degrade The GF Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

    So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

    Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

    Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DiamondsForDudes

    DiamondsForDudes
    Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Dimension Hops: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

    EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

    duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

    plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Zombie Dances: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • UkraineWarzoneCraft

    UkraineWarzoneCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Enchantments Applied: 185
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

    Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles
    so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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