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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1000 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!
Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?
Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!
So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!
