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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3157 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!
Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?
Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!
So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!
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Welcome to Red Obsidian SMP! We are a fairly small, heavily modded SMP server with a closely knit community. We have our own custom modpack that we play on, and seasonal world resets and updates to keep the server fresh for both old and new players.
