Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

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If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DesertingTroopsMC Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Towns Built:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	497865	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

UkrainianDroneDrama

Conflict, drone operators, eastern europe, Hostilities, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Justice, Loss, Military, Murdered, Peace efforts, political tensions, russians, Tragedy, tragic events, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneDrama, Victims, War Crimes

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	672680	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Touching Universe Craft

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so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MotelBlockerCraft

AGGRESSIVE, aita, custody, DISRUPTED, drug addicts, ex cons, halfway house, Homeless, LANDLORD, Lawyer, legal bill, Motel, MotelBlockerCraft, preventing, rules, school district, Son, tent, VIOLATION, visitations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2919
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

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So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

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Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	883220
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Touchdown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Mines Excavated:	1767
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Void Gems Collected:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, anti-choice, child abandonment, child custody, child neglect, child welfare, childfree, family betrayal, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family pressure, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Niblings, PRESSURE, rescue, Server, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Magic Items Found:	7914	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TurkeyCraft2021

🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SkinSwapCraft

body image, Body transformation, deep introspection, existentialism, Gender Identity, Identity, Individuality, Inner desires, Life decisions, life purpose, personal choice, personal growth, philosophical questions, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, SkinSwapCraft, Soul searching, Spiritual beliefs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

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so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

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A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.