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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 470 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2384 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!