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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 172 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 219 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!