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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9615 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 55 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!