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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2554 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?
And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.