Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the fun and had to stay away. Rumor has it that the virus tried to log on, but got banned for griefing other players’ builds. Now it’s just lurking in the shadows, jealous of all the laughter and joy happening on our server.
So come on over and join the party! Build giant toilet paper statues, have socially distanced dance parties, and fight off zombie viruses with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs the real world when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?