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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1303 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 233 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Just like my cousin’s relationship with his older girlfriend, our server is full of surprises. You never know what you’ll find around the corner or who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a llama who’s secretly a wizard.
And just like my cousin’s girlfriend, our server is dedicated to making you feel special. We’ll shower you with gifts and make sure you’re having the time of your life. Who needs a 60-year-old grandma when you have a Minecraft server like this?
So come on, join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in the form of a pixelated pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!