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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9506 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4616 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Imagine logging in to find your cousin’s wife, Nora, asking you to babysit her baby last minute because she’s having fibroid removal surgery. And get this – she can’t pay you because money is tight between her and your cousin. But wait, there’s more! Your mom jumps in, calling you rude for not calling off work to babysit, even though she won’t do it herself because her job is a “real job.”
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. On our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building, exploring, and surviving in a world where family obligations don’t come before your own priorities. So come join us and let’s laugh off the absurdity of it all together. Who needs babysitting when you can mine for diamonds, am I right?